Neelix:
Actually, Captain, I'm not really familiar
with the chickens in this system. But, if you can catch it, I can cook
it.
Riker:
I don't know why, but I know how: with
pleasure, sir.
Worf:
KLINGON chickens do NOT cross roads.
HoloDoc:
How should I know? No one tells me anything
around here. I didn't even know we added chickens to the crew. All I know
is that it would have been nice, BEFORE the chicken went off to the cross
the road, if it had remembered to turn me off!
Dr. Crusher:
If there's nothing wrong with the chicken,
there must be something wrong with the universe.
Dr. Soran:
His heart just wasn't in it. (Scenes of
chicken torture with nanoprobes have been edited out.)
Scotty:
Because she couldna take much morrrrrre.
Odo:
I don't know, but I'm sure it must be
Quark's fault.
Quark:
Who, me?
Charlie X:
Because it didn't want to STAY...STAY...STAY...
Kirk:
You chicken bastard, you killed my son...YOU
chicken BASTARD, you killed...my SON...you CHICKEN bastard....youkilledmy...son!
Troi:
I feel the chicken's pain!
Kira:
It was probably being chased by those
cursed Cardassians.
Bones:
Dammit, I'm a doctor, not an ornithologist!
Data:
The chicken, in observing that it was
on the opposite side of the 20th century Terran paved roadway, was aware
that its immediate goal should have been to traverse the distance without
interception by an kind of combustion-propelled personal transport vehicle,
but I am unclear as to why any kind of domesticated fowl should desire
to perambulate upon a conveyance normally reserved for the usage of...yes,
sir.
Dr. Bashir:
It probably heard about my amazing medical
skills not to mention my sexual prowess and came to get some pointers.
The Borg:
Crossing the road is irrelevant. The chicken
will be assimilated.
Hugh the Borg:
Maybe it just needed a big hug!
B'Elanna:
I'm sure it felt suffocated by all the
bleeping regulations of bleeping Starfleet and just couldn't stand it any
longer!
Picard:
There are four lights!
Q:
Wouldn't you like to know? Too bad your
puny human brain wouldn't be able to comprehend the answer.
Uhura:
Shall I open hailing frequencies so you
can ask it, sir?
Tasha:
That depends...was it fully functional?
Chekov:
It must have been on its way to assist
in saving my life for the billionth time..did I scream this time?
Khan:
With my last breath I spit at the chicken...
Harry:
I don't know, it's my first mission.
Paris:
Well, I think that...say, that's a lovely
shirt you're wearing.
Harvey Mudd:
Chicken? I don't remember any chicken.
No no no, there's been a terrible misunderstanding.
Janeway:
Its primary goal was no doubt to get back
to the Alpha Quadrant...and it probably misses its dog.
Nurse Chapel:
Oh, Spock!
Lwaxana:
Oh, Jean-Luc!
Spock:
Fascinating, Captain.
V'Ger:
To join with the Creator.
The Grand Nagus:
Stupid chicken! You don't cross the road
all at once! You sneak across it quietly, without anyone noticing!
Gul Dukat:
Well, that's a very interesting question...I'm
sure we can work out some kind of arrangement to obtain that information
that will be to everyone's satisfaction.
Kes:
It was remembering back to the times when
its ancestors crossed roads all the time! They lost those abilities because
they stopped using them!
O'Brien:
No problem, Commander, I'll get right
on it.
Wesley:
I'm not sure, but I can figure it out
if I reroute these systems and reconfigure the warp field and run a complete
internal whootchacallit on the computers and...
Sisko:
It was seeking deeper meaning. Jake, do
you see what we've learned from all this?
Jake:
Check out the babe that just came off
that transport!
Geordi:
Well, wherever it's going, I'm sure it'll
have more luck with women than I do.
Sulu:
Don't call me Tiny!
Sarek:
Sometimes logic fails me where chickens
are concerned.
Mr. Homn:
...
Dax:
To get to the other side. Kurzon might
have disagreed with me, Tobin I'm sure wouldn't have had a clue, and then
there's...
Tuvok:
That's not a question we'd prefer to hear
from a senior officer. It makes the junior officers nervous.
Gene Roddenberry:
To boldly go where no chicken had gone
before.
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