Ten reasons why a beer is better than a women

• A beer doesn´t get jealous when you grab another beer.
• When you go to a bar you can always pick up a beer.
• You don´t have to wine and dine a beer.
• If you pour a beer right, you´ll always get good head.
• When you´re finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth five cent.
• You don´t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
• A beer always goes down easy.
• You can share a beer with your friends.
• You always know, you´re the first to pop a beer.
• You can enjoy a beer all month long.