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Excerpts from pet diaries...

 

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary

Day number 180
8:00 am -     OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am -     OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am -     OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am -   OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am -   OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm -     OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
 4:00pm -     OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
 5:30 PM -    OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 181
 8:00 am -     OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
 9:30 am -     OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am -   OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am -   OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
 1:00 pm -     OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
 4:00 pm -     OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
 5:00 PM -    OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
 5:30 PM -    OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 182
8:00 am -     OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am -     OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am -     OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am -   OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am -   OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
 1:00 pm -     OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
 1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
 4:00 pm -     OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
 5:00 PM -    OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
 5:30 PM -    OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

 

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary

Day number 752
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am  forced to eat dry cereal.  The only thing that keeps me from going insane is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

Day number 761
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while  they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again  induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

Day number 765
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I  was.....Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

Day number 768
I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid.  My only consolation is the piece of  thumb still stuck between my teeth.

Day number 771
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I  could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer".  More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY  power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

Day number 774
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches.The dog is routinely released and seems more than  happy to return.  He is obviously a half-wit.  The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait -- it is only a matter of time...

 

 
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