OS/2 Chicken
It tried to cross the road several times,
and finally gave up.
Win 95 Chicken
You see different colored feathers while
it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken.
Microsoft Chicken (TM)
It's already on both sides of the road.
And it just bought the road.
OOP Chicken
It doesn't need to cross the road, it
just sends a message.
Assembler Chicken
First it builds the road ...
C Chicken
It crosses the road without looking both
ways.
C++ Chicken
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the
road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.
VB Chicken
USHighways!TheRoad cross (aChicken)
Delphi Chicken
The chicken is dragged across the road
and dropped on the other side.
Java Chicken
If your road needs to be crossed by a
chicken, the server will download a chicklet to the other side.
Web Chicken
Jumps out onto the road, turns right,
and just keeps on running.
Gopher Chicken
Tried to run, but got flattened by the
Web chicken.
Newton Chicken
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay
eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket.
Cray Chicken
Crosses faster than any other chicken,
but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other
side fully cooked.
Quantum Logic Chicken
The chicken is distributed probabilistically
on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your course.
Lotus Chicken
Don't you dare try to cross the road the
same way we do!
Mac Chicken
No reasonable chicken owner would want
a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
Al Gore Chicken
Waiting for completion of NCI (Nation
Chicken-crossing Infrastructure) and will cross as soon as its finished,
assuming he's re-elected and the Republicans don't gut the program.
COBOL Chicken
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY I UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING
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