We are made out of such stuff as
dreams are, and our little life is rounded by a dream.W. Shakespeare
We are made out of such stuff as
dreams are, and our little life is rounded by a dream.
W. Shakespeare
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Video Gallery| Life is a bitch... | ||
A
guy on the beach looking around and making "a perfect match"... |
MPEG |
1.193 KB |
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A
lady and a parachute... |
MPEG | 1.205 KB |
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A
sheep missing the gate... |
Quicktime | 674 KB |
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Horsekick... (still my favorite) |
MPEG | 801 KB |
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Gym
2 |
MPEG |
642 KB |
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Gym
1 |
MPEG |
537 KB |
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To
drive a car can be dangerous... |
MPEG | 662 KB |
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Chimpanzee
(one of the most popular clips on the web) |
MPEG |
372 KB |
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Don't
play games with electricity... |
MPEG |
663 KB |
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Prepare for soccer... |
MPEG |
4.058 KB |
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The Cat, The Jump... (for
the record: cats are NOT stupid, well at least not all the time...) |
MPEG |
817 KB |
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Attack...
(you see: cats are not stupid) |
AVI |
689 KB |
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Attitude (be small, smart and brave) |
MPEG |
932 KB |
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Frighten a bigger cat not always pays
out |
MPEG |
1.730 KB |
Support is
hell... |
MPEG |
1.168 KB |
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Nice colleagues... |
MPEG |
344 KB |
TV
Total: Der Affenbiss |
MPEG |
1399 KB |
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TV
Total: Dalailama |
MPEG |
472 KB |
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TV
Total: Ficken |
MPEG |
111 KB |
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TV
Total: Ochsenpimmel |
MPEG |
87 KB |
| Animations |
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To
"play" chess... |
GIF | 68 KB |
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Alien song (at last I found it) |
MPEG |
3.127 KB |
Biker
 |
MPEG |
4.433 KB |
| Commercials |
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Why
to avoid to get married... |
MPEG | 1.587 KB |
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Fish... |
MPEG |
1.831 KB |
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Bear |
MPEG |
1.423 KB |
Screensaver Gallery|
Bluescreen (win32) |
ZIP | 32 KB |
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Matrix
(win32, the original, NOT recommended, see below) |
ZIP | 1693 KB |
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Matrix (win32, best screensaver ever) |
ZIP | 32 KB |
Sound & Music
Gallery|
TV
Total: Schwul 1 |
MP3 | 62 KB |
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TV
Total: Schwul 2 |
MP3 | 82 KB |
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TV
Total: Schwul 3 |
MP3 | 94 KB |
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Die
Dinos: Bin aber nackig |
Wave | 65 KB |
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Die
Dinos: Ist die Luft verpestet... |
Wave | 51 KB |
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Die
Dinos: Nein |
Wave | 13 KB |
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Die
Dinos: Wir brauchen einen neuen Timmi |
Wave | 65 KB |
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Die
Dinos: Nochmal |
Wave | 72 KB |
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Die
Dinos: Papa... |
Wave | 117 KB |
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Die
Dinos: Hat mich voll umgehauen... |
Wave | 33 KB |
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Die
Dinos: Wie gehts, wie gehts... |
Wave | 70 KB |
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Ich will nach
Rossau... |
Wave | 304 KB |
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Achmed: "Macht bssss: Ganze
Strasse dunkel..." |
mp3 | 1.105 KB |
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Startrek:
You will be assimilated |
Wave | 46 KB |
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Startrek:
I am Lucutus of Borg |
Wave | 43 KB |
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Startrek:
Resistance is futile |
Wave | 45 KB |
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Startrek:
Visual contact with the Borg... |
Wave | 69 KB |
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Startrek:
We... are Borg |
Wave | 36 KB |
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Arnold
Schwarzenegger: Astalavista |
Wave | 35 KB |
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Arnold
Schwarzenegger: I'll be back |
Wave | 12 KB |
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Animals:
Angry cat 1 |
Wave | 28 KB |
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Animals:
Angry cat 2 |
Wave | 19 KB |
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Animals:
Lynx |
Wave | 15 KB |
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Lingua: The
meaning of the word "fuck"
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Wave | 1614 KB |
